Showing posts with label Memories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Memories. Show all posts

Friday Night Relaxer: Record Books

A couple months ago I wrote a piece for the Walkley Magazine on 10 Things You Need to Know to Blog Your Way to Success (success, obviously being a pretty flexible term).

Rule Number 5 was Be regular 

Ironically, since writing that I have probably been less regular than I ever have in the past 2 and a half years (3rd anniversary comes up in July). The regular irregularity continues tonight, as this post was meant to be a piece on some favourite novels of mine. Life, as it always does, intrudes and so I shall have to hold that over till another week. I wanted to post something however if only to arrest the irregularity of posts. 

And so instead I shall direct you eyes to this rather wonderful idea that someone I follow on Twitter (by the name of Crackers_76) linked to today.

It is the page by a guy known as “Cee Gee” who has redone album titles as though they were books. It is one of those genius ideas that you come across every now and then on the internet.

Now I am on record as believing you truly do and should judge a book by its cover. I’m also pretty strongly into analysing  movie posters. But record covers have never held much magic for me. Perhaps because we never had a record player growing up and so it was just the small cassettes that I had, which never really conveyed a great sense of art.

But if you had to tie me down and get me to answer the question though, I would have to say my favourite record cover is “London Calling” by The Clash:

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8279It just conveys everything you need to know in that one picture. The referencing of Elvis Presley is perfect, but combined with the absolute riotous anarchy of the guitar about to be smashed, it is rendered perfect.

Just as with Presley in 56, this one in 1979 was a real you either get it or you don’t cover.

You’re with us or against us.

And when it comes to The Clash, I’m most certainly with them.

But as I say, record covers have never grabbed me like book covers or movies posters.

I can see an old edition of a book I read in High School and will get a rush of memories more than I would if I saw a record cover from the same period. Probably it is because I am rather obsessive about books and movies, but less so about music (I think I saw those who were music obsessives and knew I could never match them!)

However this idea of turning album covers (or more correctly the album titles) in to books is genius. And I recommend you go to the guy’s page and have a look (and check out as well the cool photos has has taken featuring people holding album covers).

Here are my favourites. I think they perfectly capture what could easily be the spirit of the album’s name (especially when he used the real names of the singers as he does with David Bowie and Prince).

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Have a good weekend – I’ll try to get back some regularity soon!

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Friday Night Relaxer: The Best Trilogies of All-time

Ahhh “trilogy”. Is there any phrase more likely to gladden the heart of a movie fan? That knowledge that a good first film has not totally been ruined by a sequel and thus the studio has consented to make one more film in the hope of eking a bit more cash.

Back in January when I did a list of the best Pixar films of all time I said of Toy Story 3 – “it is without doubt the greatest 3rd film in a trilogy ever”. After boldy making such a statement I knew I would not be able to leave it rest. I also started thinking about what is the best trilogy of all time – a much tougher question given you have to weigh the merit of all three films – such a quandary becomes most stark when you encounter The Godfather trilogy.

Screenwriter William Goldman once said that all sequels are whore’s movies – meaning they are only ever made for money. That is true to an extent – after all there’s a reason George Lucas hasn’t explored the “Willow” galaxy to the extent he has the Indiana Jones or Star Wars worlds.  Sometimes though – such as with Mad Max 2, a sequel can be an improvement (perhaps) on the original because the first was on the cheap and the second allows the filmmakers to do everything he or she wants. Sometimes though this extra money can lead to Mad Max 3.

But while this year there are more sequels being released than ever before (Box Office Mojo has it at 27 this year compared to 19 last year), we need not get too snooty about sequels – after all Shakespeare had no concerns churning out Henry VI Parts 1, 2 and 3, and also Henry IV Parts 1 and 2, and Antony and Cleopatra is a virtual sequel to Julius Caesar. A good sequel can still be a good film.

The first problem in deciding to examine the best trilogies and best third films etc, is to remember them all. This was proving to be a fairly annoying enterprise, until I remembered the good folk at Box Office Mojo have a page for “franchises’. Now I have been very liberal with my use of the phrase “trilogy”. I haven’t included the Harry Potter films because the story obviously did not end with Number 3, but I have included Twilight and Narnia series because this far they only have three (the next Twilight film comes out in November – incidentally up against Happy Feet 2). Similarly I’ve kept in Star Trek even though there are many of them, mostly because I feel the first three do feel like a nice story arc. Ditto the first three Alien films, but the Halloween, Friday 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street and James Bond series are not.

Other series where the fourth film has come a long way after the third – Indiana Jones, Die Hard – are in. I try my best to forget there even is such a thing as the fourth Indiana Jones film, so that works out well. The Rocky first three are in as well, because with the end of the third a nice circle had been completed, and if it were not for the fact that Rocky needed to win the Cold War for us (and I think I speak for all of us when I say, I am glad he did) the series probably would have ended there.

Other were tricky – the Hannibal Lector films, for example. Not really a trilogy, but I thought bugger it, and so put in the first three with Anthony Hopkins. Other films like the Sergio Leone “Dollars Trilogy” of spaghetti westerns are not strictly a trilogy, but I love them, so they’re in. There was a Jaws 4? Oh dear yes. So horrible, so let’s pretend there wasn’t and call it a trilogy.

All in all I came up with 61 trilogy series.

The way to judge them? Well I could do it myself, but you may be shocked to know I have not seen all of the Blade films, nor all of The Santa Clause films. So instead I have left it up to the Rotten Tomatoes scores. Sure Rotten Tomatoes is not perfect, and in some way I prefer Metacritic – but both have their faults – Metacritic for example gives Superman II a score of 99. And I doubt anyone, even director Richard Donner, would give it that high a mark. I also could have used the imdb scores. But I feel they are too compressed, and also too fanboy-centric. So Rotten Tomatoes it is. I must acknowledge there is a bias towards older films – mostly because there are fewer critics from which to gain an average score, and also because generally only good older films get reviewed. 

But hey, let’s not get too precious about it.

Before we get to the good ones let’s dispel a few myths. As a rule the second film is not the best film of a trilogy, even if The Empire Strikes Back is the best of the Star Wars trilogy and Mad Max 2 is the best of the Mad Max film, or even if Aliens is the best of the Alien films. Far and away the best film of the trilogy is usually the first. Out of the 61 films the first film had the best Rotten Tomatoes score of the series 49 times. The worst film? The last – that happened 34 times.

Only in five trilogies was the “worst” film the first one – Jackass, The Phantom Menace, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Mighty Ducks and Step Up

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Ok now, let’s have a look at the Rotten Tomato scores of the Top 10 worst first film of a trilogy – ones that obviously did not generate sequels due to artistic merit but lots of cash:

Trilogy First
Mighty Ducks 12
Step Up 20
Big Momma 30
Underworld 31
Porky's 32
Home Alone 43
Jackass 49
Twilight 50
Blade 55
Free Willy 55

The Mighty Ducks scored 12 on Rotten Tomatoes, but $50m box office in the US for a $10m budget means give more – especially when they don’t get any more expensive to make. But as you can see even the 10th worst gets a 55 score, which isn’t horrible.

The biggest differential in quality is also interesting. How many times has an excellent first film been destroyed by the sequels (yes, The Matrix, I’m looking at you)? Here are the top 10 series with the biggest differences in quality from best to worst:

Trilogy High Low Difference
House Party 95 0 95
Alien 100 10 90
Jaws 100 13 87
Hannibal 96 15 81
Major League 85 5 80
Crocodile Dundee 88 11 77
Meet the Parents 84 9 75
Beverly Hills Cop 84 10 74
Superman 94 24 70
The Santa Clause 80 15 65

Yep – House Party the first got a 95 score (no I haven’t seen it either) But by number three it was scoring zero. Alien III did not quite live up to the brilliance of Aliens, and neither did Hannibal ever look like winning the Oscars that The Silence of the Lambs won.

Of course having little difference in quality of the three films is no guarantee of greatness. For example the difference in Rotten Tomatoes score of the first three American Pie films is only 7, but I doubt given the high is 59 and the low is 52, that will have you rushing to buy the box set.

But enough time now to unveil the Top 10 best third film of a trilogy of all time:

Trilogy Third
Three Colors: Red 100
Toy Story 3 99
The Good the Bad and the Ugly 97
The Return of the King 94
The Bourne Ultimatum 93
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 89
Mad Max III 81
The Revenge of the Sith 80
Clear and Present Danger 78
The Return of the Jedi 78

As you can see, we are not talking the greatest films of all-time. By and large, when filmmakers get to the end of the trilogy they are really struggling to sustain any narrative. The first does because the Three Colors films were conceived as parts of a whole. The Good the Bad and the Ugly, as I say is a bit of a cheat, and The Return of the King is really just the end of the whole big long film that happened to be split into three parts. That Toy Story 3, a film not even conceived of when the first Toy Story was made achieves such excellence is a pretty major achievement (and also shows I wasn’t too far off!).

For your amusement, here are the best 2nd films in a trilogy:

Trilogy Second
Toy Story 2 100
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior 100
Aliens 100
Evil Dead II 98
Terminator II 98
The Godfather Part II 98
The Empire Strikes Back 97
The Two Towers 96
Spiderman II 93
For a Few Dollars More 92

Again Toy Story is at the top (given a pretty good indication of which finishes top overall! What you also see here is that the quality of the best second films is a long way above that of the best third films. I have never seen Evil Dead II, but have all the rest, and apart from Toy Story 2 and For a Few Dollars More, these are my favourite films in each of the series (though I may reconsider on The Godfather Part II).

But enough. Let us see the Top 20 all time best trilogies (all 61 seemed a bit of a stretch!)

  Trilogy Average
1 Toy Story 99.7
2 Colours Trilogy 96.7
3 The Dollars Trilogy 95.3
4 The Lord of the Rings 94
5 Mad Max 92
6 Star Wars Original 89.7
7 Evil Dead 89.7
8 Indiana Jones 89.3
9 Terminator 89.3
10 The Godfather 88.7
11 Star Trek 86.3
12 Jason Bourne 85.7
13 Jack Ryan 82.7
14 Spiderman 81.7
15 Alien 78.7
16 Back to the Future 78
17 Lethal Weapon 76
18 X-Men 75.7
19 Rocky  74.7
20 El Mariachi 73.7

Toy Story just nabs it over Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Three Colors Blue, White and Red. Evil Dead gets in there for horror fans, and even the execrable mess that is The Godfather Part III isn’t enough to keep that series out of the Top 10.

My Top 10? Here you go:

  Trilogy
1 Toy Story
2 The Lord of the Rings
3 The Dollars Trilogy
4 Star Wars Originals
5 Jason Bourne
6 The Godfather
7 Indiana Jones
8 Terminator
9 X-Men
10 Alien

I must admit I made that selection very quickly. The first two Godfather films are so good I am prepared to go through the third. And why no Three Colors trilogy? Well because I… ummm… haven’t seen them.

And with that I shall duck out of the way from all the scorn from film fans everywhere!!

Have a great weekend

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Labor PM in Favour of Jobs (or “Oh, the betrayal”)

A funny thing happened last night. Julia Gillard gave a speech on jobs at the Sydney Institute, which almost everyone only heard what they wanted to hear. And what they seemed to want to hear was that Julia Gillard was beating up on unemployed.

Here’s the coverage in the media:

PM takes aim at welfare Pull your weight, PM tells jobless

Opposition slams PM's welfare crackdown as 'motherhood cliches'

Prime Minister Julia Gillard says Budget will be tough on welfare cheats

Julia Gillard declares war on the idle

Wow. Talk about ball-bustingly evil. She must have been going in hard and with intent to wound and kill.

Except, actually she didn’t.

Before she gave the speech a partial transcript was released, soon after a friend sent me a message saying:

Gillard's speech is interesting - looks like she's trying to take on welfare with language of the right, but rhetoric of the left.

He was exactly right.

Many on the left used to hate it when Howard would take traditionally working-class phrases (such as “mateship”) and make them his own. He did it so well, many voted for him thinking he was the one to best represent the working class (Howard’s battlers, if you will). Well last night Gillard on a topic that Howard would have thought he would have owned she used phrases that he would have used (eg “hard work” “fair go” – which are actually working-class phrases lost to the ALP for 12 years), but the points she was actually making would have been completely foreign to him.

She actually gave a speech straight out of the ALP handbook. A speech which, contrary to what some commentators and people from the left were saying, would not have been given by Howard, but instead, is one that would have fit easily within the Paul Keating oeuvre.

We have for so long now suckered ourselves into watching for any words or phrases to detect the underlying message. It’s that search for the “dog whistle”. Oh he’s mentioning terrorism, but we know what he’s really talking about etc. The media fall head first into this every time – it’s easy, and means they don’t need to bother with analysis or details. A word is said – and we all rush to assume we know that word is code for something else.

Last night the word was “idleness”.

In a 3,500 word speech, this was apparently the only thing that mattered:

The party of work not welfare, the party of opportunity not exclusion, the party of responsibility not idleness.image

I know. The shock.

How dare she articulate that the Australian Labor Party stands for getting people working. Let’s hear some more of the horrors (you know – the “war on the idle”):

I want young people to have a fair go, to have an opportunity in life, never to be held back by economic circumstance or social expectation. I’ve worked to ensure this in education.

Our reforms have been founded on high expectations.

That all children can learn.

That you don’t settle for failure or disguise failure with low expectations. That there is no one who cannot benefit from new skills.

I have fought the prejudice that said some kids can’t learn, that they are better off at the back of the room doing busy work and being passed on up to the next grade. That fight goes on.

And I am extending this campaign of high expectations to welfare as well.

Our reforms are founded on high expectations.

That everyone who can work should work.

I know. What a betrayal of Ben Chifley. How un-Labor like, Hawke and Keating must be shaking their heads in disgust. I mean look at what the Labor platform says on this issue:

Labor believes that every Australian should have the opportunity to reach their potential and to participate fully in the economic and social life of the nation.

Today, building a fairer Australia means working actively to overcome disadvantage and social exclusion. This is not only an important moral objective, it is a crucial economic objective, because as our population ages, Australia cannot afford to have a high proportion of its population excluded from employment, dependent upon transfer payments and unable to contribute to future wealth creation.

During tough economic times, governments must take every possible step to prevent higher unemployment leading to long-term exclusion from the workforce, de-skilling, family breakdown and social isolation.

Labor recognises the need for programs designed to enhance the skills of people of working age and assist them to join the workforce. In providing income support during periods of unemployment it is essential to ensure that financial barriers to work are removed and that incentives to participate in the workforce are enhanced.

Oh woops.

Everything Gillard said last night could have come straight out of the ALP platform – it was Labor to the core.

It was also Gillard to the core. Ever since she became leader (and even before) she has repeated again and again her line that work is vital, and the best way to get into the workforce is through education.

Here she was last night:

The Salisbury teenager who has drifted from education. He could get a job if he got a trade.

The Blacktown twenty-something who left school at 16. He needs to get his foundation skills right – to be able to read, write and do maths.

The girl in Woodridge, south of Brisbane, who didn’t fit in at school, now she’s alone with a baby of her own. She needs more education and so will her child.

The mature aged man in Dandenong who lost his job and lost his way. He can’t lift and carry like he’s twenty but it doesn’t mean he never wants to work again.

This is getting tough with these dole bludgers?

If she wants to get in good with Alan Jones and co, what the hell is she doing being nice about some girl who if you mentioned her circumstances on right-wing talk back would probably be reported that she got knocked up just to get the child care payments?

She’s talking about education, and about skills?! Bloody hell, where are the cuts?!

imageShe goes on:

The Government’s approach to this is practical and realistic.

We know that not everyone on a welfare benefit can work.

Some bear disabilities or caring responsibilities that mean paid work is impossible. These Australians deserve our greatest respect and ongoing support.

Others on a benefit can work but not right away. Some need practical help to overcome ill-health or meet family responsibilities.

Oh bloody hell! I thought she was bashing up on those on welfare? What the hell is this understanding that not everyone on welfare can work business? Can you hear Howard or Abbott saying that?

Some should take up obligations which may not involve working now but will prepare them for work in the future.

Things as simple as learning to read and write at a higher level.

Wait – she’s still talking about people who can’t read or write? Get nasty, Julia!

The right mix of incentives is vital to all.

Relying on welfare to provide opportunity is no longer the right focus for our times.

Our strong economy gives us a real chance to create opportunity from the cradle to the grave.

Incentives? Opportunity? “Cradle to grave”? (A gold standard ALP phrase by the way.) But the papers and Greens are talking about cuts, where are the cuts? C’mon hurt them, Julia!

The old way saw a victim, the old way offered an excuse. Some today see a problem, they offer blame.

I see a person, a person who can work.

I offer only opportunity, I ask only responsibility in return.

Give a chance, take a chance.

It’s the only way it can work.

Wait… that’s it? Mutual responsibility? Oh hell. Howard would have chocked on his own spleen before talking about these ‘bludgers’ without throwing in a few heavy sticks. This has been all carrot – bloody “incentives” – and the stick is you have to be prepared to “take a chance”. Bloody hell.

Oh wait there’s more:

Australia says to those who are out of work: we believe you are entitled to the benefits of recovery and a chance to contribute to it. If you do not have the appropriate skills, we will help you get them. If you are young, we will see that you are trained. If you have been a long time out of work, we will offer you employment and training, if that is what you need. It says we will do all we can to help make you ready for a job.

Again with the training and education – it’s a bloody obsession with her!

Large numbers of long-term unemployed people demand large outlays on social security and other assistance. Furthermore, having so many people effectively disqualified from the work force reduces the efficiency of the labour market. In this recovery the complement to skill formation in the labour market is not going to come from migration. This time it has to come from training our own people, including those who are presently unemployed.

Geez, she’s all economics and number isn’t she – “efficiency of the labour market” – they’re people Julia! And more worrying about the cost of social security (it’s always about the budget isn’t it!). And again with the training!

Central to the government's strategy for getting the long-term unemployed back into work is the job compact. The job compact puts new obligations on both the government and those receiving unemployment benefits.

Sigh, more mutual responsibility.

Well except, those with long memories would realise that those parts did not come from Gillard’s speech last night, they were said by Paul Keating in Parliament on 4 May 1994 when introducing “Working Nation”.

What was the crux of his message that day?

The objective is to make long-term unemployed people ready for a job, and break forever the pattern in which the long-term unemployed become steadily more dispirited and unqualified for employment.

And that is exactly what Gillard was talking about last night. No difference: one Labor PM, talking like another Labor PM.

Now I have heard people say that Keating was all about “compassion” for the unemployed, whereas Gillard was sticking it to them (you know – she said “idleness”). But here’s the thing: in May 1994 the unemployment rate was 9.6 per cent (I know, because I was one of them). When you have an unemployment level that high, you bloody well better show them some compassion! Different language is required between the unemployment rate of 9.6 and 4.9.

We are now almost at full employment – in fact look at this graph, where we are at is historically stunning (especially given there’s just been a global recession).

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If Gillard were to talk explicitly about “compassion” for the unemployed, her use of that word would have been as badly misreported as was her use of “idleness” – in fact worse, because I have no doubt that she does not mind the media talking about her being “tough on welfare” – such thing always plays well on talk back.

But when you look at what she was saying (and this was picked up in her interview on Radio National with Fran Kelly) she must actually be talking about spending money on unemployed – spending money training them. Fran Kelly noted this and asked about the costs, and Gillard at no stage tried to correct her and say she is talking cuts (you know all that “tough on welfare cheats” bull).

So badly misreported was her speech that Tony Abbott in a doorstop interview today was given this question by some journo who I can only presume only read the headlines and not the actual speech:

QUESTION:

On the welfare policy, would you support Labor’s proposals to cut welfare? I mean, it is a conservative approach, something [inaudible] the Coalition would go for.

Tony Abbott for once got it right when he replied:

But there are no proposals.

Last week I had a go at the media for reporting implied statements as “said”; today we’ve moved to the Government announcing policy on the basis of one word!

So perfectly did that one word do its job on the lazy media that we had this type of reporting:

Mr Abbott says he supports the Prime Minister's sentiments on welfare reform

I’d love to know if he is supporting what she said, or what it is reported that she implied.

Abbott also came out with this response:

The Liberal leader said Ms Gillard's belief in hard work and education was shared by all.

"Tell me someone who doesn't believe in hard work and the value of education."

Well it may be true that we all share a belief in hard work and education, but we sure as hell know that Tony Abbott does not see a link between education and getting people into work. How do we know this? Well in his speech a couple weeks ago on welfare not once did he mention education, or training or skills. When he mentions the need for skilled labour that was where he left it. He certainly then didn’t talk about getting Australian unemployed skilled. But what did we get? Try this:

A further measure that the government should consider is to suspend unemployment benefits for people under 30 in areas where there are shortages of unskilled labour.

No mention of the fact that those unemployed are not skilled; just a “move or get cut off the dole” solution. How wonderful.

Or how about his big positive policy:

Another important policy that the Liberal and National parties took to the election was an incentive payment for employers who hired welfare dependent people aged over 50.

Well that’s nice, but the unemployment rate for 45-54 year olds is currently 3.5 per cent and for 55-64 year olds it is 3.4  per cent. That is below the national average. The unemployment rate for 15-19 year olds? Try 22.9 per cent. For 20- 24 year olds it is 9.8 per cent. These are the people who need training, and they are also the people about whom Gillard was talking in her speech.

Now is the policy out yet? No – we must wait for the budget. But those who are leaping to attack her for mean spiritedness need to step back from the lazy headlines, and read the speech again. She may not use the word “compassion”, but her rhetoric is replete with it – unless you think wanting to improve the lot of people who can’t read and write is wrong.

And to all those who think the speech was just about the unemployed, for me the most overlooked part of the speech was this part:

If government doesn’t step back when the private sector employs more people, spends more money and builds more projects, we will be chasing the same scarce resources, driving up prices and adding to the inflationary pressures arising from the investment boom.

The time for government to step back is in this Budget.

If we defer these decisions, as the Howard Government did in the middle years of the last decade, we will make the inflationary pressures in our economy worse for millions of Australians.

As a snug middle-class welfare recipient, that last sentence gave me little chills, because when I think of Howard and inflationary pressures I think of two things – lack of infrastructure spending, and middle-class welfare. Will the budget cut that area of welfare? I have no idea, but she must be smiling to herself when she thinks that line (which is much more politically troubling) went through to the keeper, while everyone jumped over themselves to try and catch the idle dole bludgers.

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